OH WAL-MART, HOW I LOVE THEE.............

So at about 5 am this morning we got to do one of my favorite tour activities. We stopped at a (CUE DRUMROLL) WAL-MART SUPERCENTER. Wal-Mart stops are by far the most indulgent, awkward, semi-fullilling, NECASSARY moments of my life. I scored hard this morning Dvd-wise. Barbershop 1&2, The Salon, Little Rascals, Sanford and Son seasons 1-3, Coming to America, City of Men, Dolemite, Petey Wheatstraw The Devil’s Son in Law, Boomerang, the Lazarus Project, Next Firday, Friday After Next,Ganked and The Cosby Show season 1. Alot of Ice Cube, strange. I’m happy as a clam or AM I? I’ve built a nest in the back lounge, it’s quite comfy. I’ve started a Marathon. I’m on my fourth movie. Maybe i’ll give my reviews on them, although i’ve seen most of them already(a few times over) maybe YOU havn’t and I can save you a little money…..Got a couple Britol Paper Sketchbooks and some Mechanical Pencils(my Favorite). I also discovered that JELLY BELLY makes scented candles so i scooped a CottonCandy and Blueberry. I’ve been drinking Raspberry Emergen C’s like Kool-Aid. It’s either that or Stella. No thanks. We enforced a No Smoking policy on the bus this tour, although I am a heavy smoker, I must say its good to not wake up to the smell of 6 burning cigarettes. Me likey!! Jelly Bellys smell way better anyway. Peter, I love you. Thank You. DC is tomorrow night, hope i get to see my man Wale. Cedric The Entertainer is novacane for the soul. I’m here an i aint goin’ nowhere….Barbershop awaits……PS. I think the new Blackberry Storm is the TRUTH and NOTHING BUT. I’ve never been an iphone enthusiast and i was quite satisfied with my Blackberry World Edition(RIP) but i’m such a fan of The Storm, i’m learning more and more about it everyday while I sing a song of sixpence, I’m none the richer I just kiss her on the cheek and keep truckin’….and at night……….

And this Christmas will be....

I’ve come to the conclusion that FRIDAY AFTER NEXT is my favorite Christmas movie. I also JUST realized Christmas even happened. I guess as the years go by Christmas becomes more about giving than receiving. We had secret santa on the bus and Tyler got me 2 Gloomy Bears to add to my already swollen collection, Thanks Ty!! So here I sit in North Carolina, 1/4 of me is watching Friday After Next, 1/4 is typing this and the other half is sitting next to me. He’s not very talkative. Maybe he’s enjoyi ng the movie. Maybe he’s plotting something spectacular. Maybe he hasn’t slept in 2 days. “GROUP HUG!!!, C’MON CRAIG!!” hahahaha, this movie kills me. I’m trying to figure out if Katt Willliams had his two front teefs in this movie or not. It’s very hard to decide. Last night Craig Beasley, Our live -in Tattoo Artist Got so high that he blacked out for a second and projectile vomited across the back lounge, it was kind of awesome. I made it out of the room before chunks were blown but had i I not it would have started a Stand By Me “Barf -O- Rama” effect and there would have been puke and dookie everywhere. Keri Hilson is very nice, I met her for the first time yesterday. Today I was mirroring one of her back up dancers, to my surprise my choreography skills aren’t really that bad. I held my motherfuckin’ own. Keri has challenged us to Wii bowling, who could resist?? We’ll see what ensues. Everyone else on the tour is showing soooo much love. Easily one of the TOP 4 tours for me, next to FOB, Roots and Estelle and I Am The Avalanche w/ Whole Wheat Bread. can’t wait to start working with Pain on this new project. People GET READY!!! Spring is gonna be soooo much fun, lots of fun news coming up. i’ll let you know as they begin to come into fruition instead of getting you gassed and anticipating, Welp ‘im gonna join myself in watching the rest of this flick and eat some ice cream pre melted in the microwave for 15 seconds on HIGH, NAPPY BOOOOOOY!!!!….. Oh and you know what they say…….NOTHING GOLD CAN STAY……..

The realest shit that ever left your lips was “People change” / But I’m NOT your average Joe so I opted to stay the same………