I'm Travie from Gym Class Heroes and Tequila Mockingbird. And Bernie Allen.

I have a Muxtape.

Portrait up top by Gary Ventura.
Thursday January 3rd, 2008
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Wednesday January 2nd, 2008
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Thursday December 27th, 2007
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Monday December 24th, 2007
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HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!

Merry Christmas MUh’ Fuckers!!! This is way better than “ol’ boys” new version, dowload THIS CHRISTMAS by DONNY HATHAWAY, Donny Hathaway is the ultimate for any occasion, in this case it’s christmas. If you get a chance read about Donny, its kind of ironic, the tragedy of his death and a song i just wrote, i dont know. Just thought about it in the shower. 
Sunday December 23rd, 2007
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Two of the coolest cats i’ve met in quite sometime, massive repsect and love to Cool and Dre for making my trip to miami as comfortable, fun, and inspiring as it was productive, these dudes definatley won a place in my heart, Talented beyond belief, they definatley brought out the altered beast in me, when i say we made “movies” i mean we made fucking “movies”, you’ll see soon enough………
Two of the coolest cats i’ve met in quite sometime, massive repsect and love to Cool and Dre for making my trip to miami as comfortable, fun, and inspiring as it was productive, these dudes definatley won a place in my heart, Talented beyond belief, they definatley brought out the altered beast in me, when i say we made “movies” i mean we made fucking “movies”, you’ll see soon enough………
Saturday December 22nd, 2007
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BROOOOOOOOWN PAPER BAG!!!!!!!!
BROOOOOOOOWN PAPER BAG!!!!!!!!
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Don’t fuck with Haitians especially if you’re a prostitute….
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THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS, USHER IS REALLY HAITIAN!!
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Thursday December 20th, 2007
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Don’t ever call Sie gay…….
Wednesday December 19th, 2007
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EXCLUSIVE RELEASE!  Greg “Craola” Simkins’ very own version of Upper Playground’s Walrus is now available!  These exclusive artist versions are a limited edition of 50.  Price: $ 150 (includes tax & shipping within the U.S.)Email jennmonsta@hotmail.com if you are interested in purchasing one.  *Orders will ship January 1st, 2008 to avoid the holiday madness.
EXCLUSIVE RELEASE! 
 
Greg “Craola” Simkins’ very own version of Upper Playground’s Walrus is now available!  These exclusive artist versions are a limited edition of 50.  

Price: $ 150 (includes tax & shipping within the U.S.)

Email jennmonsta@hotmail.com if you are interested in purchasing one.  

*Orders will ship January 1st, 2008 to avoid the holiday madness.
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Ok, So once upon a time there was this girl, she gave this boy an amazing gift, the boy melted in front of her, the boy didn’t realize anyone could REALLY care about what he REALLY cared about, the girl knew the boy was genuinely smitten with the gift and flattered beyond belief, or at least the boy hoped she knew. The boy is a hermit crab, never leaves his filing cabinet condo in manahattan, lives inside his head and is constantly contemplating the apoca(lips) that may set him free from his own little bubble, Crustaceans Need Love too!! hahahahah!!
Ok, So once upon a time there was this girl, she gave this boy an amazing gift, the boy melted in front of her, the boy didn’t realize anyone could REALLY care about what he REALLY cared about, the girl knew the boy was genuinely smitten with the gift and flattered beyond belief, or at least the boy hoped she knew. The boy is a hermit crab, never leaves his filing cabinet condo in manahattan, lives inside his head and is constantly contemplating the apoca(lips) that may set him free from his own little bubble, Crustaceans Need Love too!! hahahahah!!