Ok, So once upon a time there was this girl, she gave this boy an amazing gift, the boy melted in front of her, the boy didn’t realize anyone could REALLY care about what he REALLY cared about, the girl knew the boy was genuinely smitten with the gift and flattered beyond belief, or at least the boy hoped she knew. The boy is a hermit crab, never leaves his filing cabinet condo in manahattan, lives inside his head and is constantly contemplating the apoca(lips) that may set him free from his own little bubble, Crustaceans Need Love too!! hahahahah!!