Have you ever ever ever in your long legged life…..

SEATTLE……got in late. SO cold in my room. The Air Conditioner pretends to be a heater when you turn the dial to warm or warmer but it’s a liar. Fell asleep for 20 minutes. 5:32 am. BANG!BANG! My big cousin Dame at the door. “Let’s Party”, Motherfucker do you know what time it is? Go get Dejesus. He does. Back to sleep. Dreaming. RollerCoasters and Marshmallows. BANG! BANG! I’m gonna kill this motherfucker!!! Wait, that’s not Dame, am I DREAMING?!?!?! IT’s…….IT’s………this can’t be real. I can’t sleep now. I’m trying to figure out what the fuck just happened. STILL. As I type this I must say SEATTLE is my new favorite city. HANDS DOWN! It was all a dream, I used to read PENTHOUSE magazine…..

With your feet in the air and your head on the ground

Try this trick and spin it, yeah

Your head will collapse

If there’s nothing in it
And you’ll ask yourself

Where is my mind ???????????